Indeplinesc toate cerintele:
- sunt izolata si nimeni nu poate ajunge la mine. singura chestie e ca am inca telefon si curent electric, dar nu se pune, deep down e mai rau ca la Survivor
- prezint risc biologic ridicat si instabilitate sociala maxima - cand imi vine sa sar si sa musc precum fiara pe oricine si orice, cand pic intr-un colt plangand in hohote in timp ce o strig pe mami cu o voce sfarsita. as folosi-o pe aia cu astenia de primavara, dar nu mai e la moda. si mercur e retrograd abia de pe 19...
- cred cu tarie ca exista o teorie a conspiratiei orchestrata marsav impotriva mea, sufar de scenarita acuta si ma tot gandesc la modurile in care dusmani si prieteni s-au aliat intr-o coalitie a tradarii si injunghierii pe la spate. da, suntem pierduti.
Vreau ajutoare umanitare constand in cremsnit, ciocolata, gel de dus parfumat, lumanarele de iasomie. O organizatie de voluntari sans frontiere de masori care sa ma destreseze. Si, desigur, pe U2 si baiatul acela cu ochi bestiali din Green Day sa-mi cante "The Saints Are Coming" :D
Azi, desigur.
De ce nu raspunzi la usa, baietii au fost si-au plecat ca n-au gasit pe nimeni - poate erai sub dus. Chestia e ca nu era ala din green day ci robbie williams ce s-a decis in ultimul minut :D
According to Watch Snob: “No self-respecting man above the age of 25 should be wearing anything less than a $5,000 watch with an in-house movement.” He adds that, “It is true that your Timex tells you the time as accurately as someone’s Rolex or Bristling, but a watch isn’t just about telling time, it is about your relationship with time. A watch is about style, a story and the history of both your watch and your own life. On a more practical level, there are countless hours of research and development put into high-grade watch movements, employing the finest mechanical engineers in the world to compile hundreds of tiny parts into a durable and accurate machine, all in the size of something slightly larger than a quarter. High-grade watches are about craftsmanship and style, not just about telling time. If life was as simple as some would make it seem, none of us would own anything of quality because, after all, a shirt is a shirt as long as you’re not naked; a bus can get you someplace as fast as a car; and a cardboard box can keep the rain off your head as well as a home.”